BOY, 20 something year old ravishing blonde with an amazing quiff and extremely tight jeans to rival that of Italians, sits with his friend of a couple of years, GIRL. Girl is 20 something, brunette and with an air of desperation that drapes around her.
She looks longingly to Boy.
GIRL: I'm...in love with you.
BOY: I'm...gay.
GIRL: Really?
BOY: Really.
GIRL: Can't you be bi or something?
BOY: Uh, no.
[Cue Awkward Moment]
TRUE STORY!!!*
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