Dedicated to Diana, Amanda, and Safeena - cougars for life.
You’re out on the prowl tonight with your friends – all less attractive than you of course so as to eliminate any competition. Your clothing of choice is:
You’re out on the prowl tonight with your friends – all less attractive than you of course so as to eliminate any competition. Your clothing of choice is:
a) Throwbacks to the early 00’s – white pants, fluorescent boob tubes/backless glitter tops and metallics.
b) All black dress/power suit
Once you’re out and about in some flashy club, full of humanity’s degenerates and horrendously banal music, you spot a group of good looking males. Your next move is:
a) Watch intently then prey on the weaker oneOnce you’re out and about in some flashy club, full of humanity’s degenerates and horrendously banal music, you spot a group of good looking males. Your next move is:
b) Leave while your dignity is still intact.
This is:
a) Cougar Bait
b) A girl with a great nose job and badly shaped brows.
Did you only have a daughter so that you could go on double dates and Jonas Brothers concerts?
a) Absolutely. The male foetus was ‘taken care of’.
b) No.
Some people have mottos. We don’t, but you do. It’s:
a) Hunt rather than be hunted.
b) I don’t do mottos.
If you were to lobby the government for anything it would be:
a) Lower the age of consent
b) Tax reform
Your choice of drug is:
a) Rohypnol
b) Yuppie classics: wine, coke and greed
What’s the best thing about marriage?
a) Divorce with alimony
b) Divorce with alimony
Mostly A’s – You must be happy, just as happy as that 21 year old in the Abercrombie and Crap polo that you’re stalking.
a) Cougar Bait
b) A girl with a great nose job and badly shaped brows.
Did you only have a daughter so that you could go on double dates and Jonas Brothers concerts?
a) Absolutely. The male foetus was ‘taken care of’.
b) No.
Some people have mottos. We don’t, but you do. It’s:
a) Hunt rather than be hunted.
b) I don’t do mottos.
If you were to lobby the government for anything it would be:
a) Lower the age of consent
b) Tax reform
Your choice of drug is:
a) Rohypnol
b) Yuppie classics: wine, coke and greed
What’s the best thing about marriage?
a) Divorce with alimony
b) Divorce with alimony
Mostly A’s – You must be happy, just as happy as that 21 year old in the Abercrombie and Crap polo that you’re stalking.
Mostly B’s – Obviously you need to educate yourself in the ways of the cougar. (No, really it's an actual site with actual dating services catering to 'cougars'...sweet baby Jesus).
[Zac Efron]
2 comments:
I'm honoured by your dedication of this quiz to me (and other equally deserving and esteemed cougars). I was particularly excited at the existence of a purpose-built cougar site - thanks to you ladies I now have a new ultimate life goal: cougar of the month.
A little part of us hopes to help you to achieve your new ultimate goal - plus from the inside maybe you can sabotage that same site and set those cougars free. We like sabotage.
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