Ext. University Grounds, Auckland - Day
GIRL nervously waits for the one lone BOY in her 'Existentialism: Why Bother?' class to come out. His blond curls sparkle lovingly as the harsh Antarctic wind tussle it in delight. She sighs.
GIRL: What are you up to now? I was gonna go get a coffee if you wanna come?
BOY: Fuck off.*
Fin.
* Technically what came out was "No thanks, I'm going to go meet my girlfriend" which is the universal code for "No I do not want you, be gone you hideous beast and stop soiling my soul with your wretchedness."
1 comment:
Yes, like taking off a band-aid. Or a facial-hair wax-strip.
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