Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Sandwich Enemy of the Month: Netanyahu

NAME:  Benjamin Netanyahu and the entire Israeli Government
NATIONALITY:  Inhumane.
OCCUPATION:  Prime Minister and general badass who hates all of humanity.
CATEGORIES OF OFFENCE:  Where does one begin?  Let's just stick to the most recent: continuing building of ILLEGAL settlements, occupying and oppressing whole people's, warden of the biggest open air prison in the world, and  feeding fluffy kittens to ferocious pitbulls.
THREAT LEVEL:  Dude, when even your biggest ally,  the US, says you're a cunt, YOU'RE A CUNT!
IF YOU SEE THIS ENEMY:  Slap him with a HAM pizza and alert Minga's cousins.  However, do not confuse with said governments really fit soldier boys.  On that occasion, just alert Minga.

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