Let me set the Scene:
Place - Party in Zone 1.
People - A random bunch of randoms…
Caustic Humour - Yes
Host: Hey, let me introduce you to *****. They are friends of mine from *** ***** *****.
**For fear of being 'taken out', I am going to conveniently forget the name of this Cult, ooops I mean Spiritual Group**
The Leader: Hi. You look familiar.
Me: Oh okay. We may have seen each other somewhere, but I don’t recall.
The Leader: Where do you work?
Me: I work near Charing Cross, kind of at the top of the Queens road.
The Leader: Have you heard of a place called Heaven?
Me & My Silent Thoughts: Yes, that's where I'm going when I die.
The Leader: It’s a club in Charing Cross. Have you heard of it?
Me: No. I’ve never heard of it.
The Leader: Have you heard of Canal Street in Manchester?
Me & My Silent Thoughts: Where is this going?!
Me: Yes.
The Leader: Did you know that if you remove the letter C from Canal Street, you are left with Anal Street.
Me: (Blank stare holding his gaze)
Me: Oh yeah!
The Leader: (Smiling)
Me & My Silent Thoughts: Do I remind him of a gay man?
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