Repel of the Week

Speaks for himself really...



(from the TV show 'Lost in Austen'....highly recommended by Minga 'Team Wickham 4 Life').

But of course we can't leave it there.  For here at Sandwich, we are in the repelling business and we do what we do best.  So here's the REAL repel of the week.

INT.  BAR, SMALL RANDOM TOWN - NIGHT

Ravishing intellectual GIRL sits in a chilled out funky bar post-pub crawl. Next to her sits GUY and GUY'S FRIEND.  They make general chit chat. 

Suddenly Guy puts arm around back of couch.

Then Guy puts hand on back of Girl.

All three converse as normal, about lusts, passions and the general decline of human civilisation.

Guy begins running hand through Girl's abnormally gorgeous hair.

Conversations continue this time around the fall of the Berlin wall, the demise of Western philosophies and the emergence of the third sex.

Guy starts stroking back of Girl's neck then slowly begins giving her a neck massage.

Girl begins to feel a little awkward but has decided that the guy seems okay (and cute and well let's be frank, she's rather desperate)  so relaxes and smiles.


The conversations are heavenly, the aesthetics pleasing enough and the air is rife with pleasure, so Girl begins to even like Guy.

Then Guy turns to the girl, his face beaming with a gigantic smile.

GUY: Can you imagine how it would feel....

[ wait for it....]

GUY:  If i was massaging your breasts?'

Girl abruptly leaves and decides to contemplate going to Family bar from now on instead.