Top 5 Gingas

Since my beautiful Ginga is leaving me once again to whore herself out to the cretins of the film industry whilst possibly scoring some Third World intern, I thought it fitting to bid her farewell with a list of Top 5 Ginga's of the World.

Oh wife, you will be missed.  Just a little.  Then I'll get over it and forget you ever existed.

So here we go.  (forgetting those self hating Ginga deniers, Lohan and Kidman we're looking at you).

5.  Ron Weasley

Oh Ron, the loveable, slightly dim witted sidekick to Glady's boyfriend Harry Potter.  Obviously not as molest-worthy as Schwarzkoff poster-child Cedric Diggory, nor as awesome as uber-geek Neville Longbottom, yet Ron proves that you can still be loveable after six instalments of films about kids and wands.  You hear that Hermione? 

4. Julianne Moore

I think this was a given.  She is the Ginga Goddess of Ginger Goodness.  Gingas and plebs alike bow down to her awesomeness that oozes out of every orifice.  She is like a demi-God from Mount Gingompus.  Sent down by Zeus, the bearded Ginge, as a sign of his master-piece in aesthetic wonders.  She turns rivers into gold, hate into love, and grown mammals weep at the mere sight of her. 

3. Elizabeth 1 right through to Prince Harry

 

Elizabeth 1 not only survived being the child of Fatty the 8th, but she reigned the British Empire for over 40 years, kicked Spain's arse and said no to marriage, all that with an impressive Ginga fro. 

If you have ever visited the National Portrait Gallery in London, you will realise that all those jokes and mere musings regarding the incest that exists within Royal families, is rather true. And why would you want to breed with blonde or brunette degenerates and risk losing your magnificent Ginga genes?  They didn't and right through the centuries, Ginga monarchs have ruled, right through to Prince Harry - the cool, edgy, Nazi costume wearing one.  Respect.

2. The Gingerbread Man

GINGEEE!!! Three words: Gum drop buttons.   Oh we heart you Gingerbread man, don't go changing (or get eaten).

1.  Catherine Tate

Some of you may argue against British comedian and all-round lele, Catherine Tate being our numero uno.  To that I say, no haters allowed, holla to my bitches and hoes, Tate is bringing Ginga back.  Hero, saviour and hardcore advocater of Ginga rights, she is like the Karl Marx of Gingas everywhere, shouting her cries for Ginga equality, appealing to the Ginga masses for unity 'Be a ginger, not a Whinger!'.
If you need more assurance just watch the video below, or if you'd prefer to skip the pleasantries, go on and sex a Ginga here.