Enemy of the Month: US Government Especially You, Arizona.

 [JK Rowling's evil doppelganger]

NAME:  The US government regarding the ongoing pile of bullocks that is Guantanamo 'I'm still open?' Bay and on another racist issue, Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona.

NATIONALITY:  Definitely not Hispanic nor Arab.  Plus possibly not American - if certain unhinged extremists got their way regarding Obama and his 'mysterious' birth certificate.  oooooohhh snap! 

CATEGORIES OF OFFENCE:  According to Amnesty International's new report, Obama's new rules for G Bay:  Even if the defendants are found NOT GUILTY, they can still be held indefinitely.  Yes, even if in a trial they are found NOT guilty, they can still be locked up.  This goes against every type of democratic law that the US is supposedly signed up to.  Even cockroaches on the ground are looking up gobsmacked.  COCKROACHES!  They have the word cock in them and they're in shock!  *haemerrage Minga*.......

Ok, recovered.  Moving on to Jan 'my wig still has a heartbeat' Brewer of Arizona who signed a bill regarding immigration in an attempt to stop illegal immigration.  It allows police to stop people they think 'suspicious' and demand them to show their legal documents.  Even Republicans John McCain and Karl Rove (who worked for BUSH) say it's wrong.  BUSH! 

THREAT LEVEL:  High for anyone who is ethnic cuz let's face it, us coloured folk all lookalike.  What's that now?  Where are my papers Boss?  I forgot them!  Like you did with segregation, apartheid and the Third Reich.  (yeah I went there, don't hate). 

IF YOU SEE THIS ENEMY:  As one hairy Yeti said it, may another repeat it:  Minorities of the world, UNITE!! 

Oh so much hatred and rage.  Let's take it to one of our heroes of all time, Tina Fey.  May she christen our loveable blog with her rage, we heart you Liz Lemon.