Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Repel of the Week: Pilot Fail



INT.  MINGA'S HOUSE, AUCKLAND CITY - DAY

Minga's Uncle who's a PILOT feels sorry for her.

Uncle:  I have a PILOT friend who asked me if I know anyone, any lovely single girls he could possibly date.  He's a great guy, a bit shy but very decent.
Minga:  Is he a cousin?
Uncle: No.
Minga:  Geriatric?
Uncle:  No.
Minga: Here's my number.

Two weeks go by.  Minga gets a call from Uncle, the PILOT.

Uncle:  So did you two meet up?
Minga:  He never called.
Uncle:  What?
Minga:  Yeah, he never called.
Awkward silence.
 Uncle:  Ah he was too shy anyway and who the hell wants to start a relationship with someone who's shy?  I say you're better off...

So in conclusion, Minga managed to repel a PILOT, who hadn't even met her, let alone even seen a picture of her.
I hate pilots.   They no longer deserve the caps lock.  Bastards.

2 comments:

Christophe said...

I think that I'm repelling again myself. Could be next week's.

Minga Ginga said...

Brilliant. Me and Ginga believe there is an actual God of Repelling. He must be obeyed.

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