Yeah you read right cretins. This is the mother of all lists. In 1993 it would be the Mac Daddy of all lists. In classical Greece, it would be the Illiad of all lists. If it were a tasteless vomit-like burger, it would be the Whopper of all lists. BRING. IT. Rachinga, this is dedicated to you, you third-caste Aussie-German-S'porean wench.
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For every Goddess like Cate Blanchett, you then have a handful of excessively hideous villains like Pauline Hanson, Mel Gibson, John Howard and that douche Lleyton Hewitt.
4. There's a popular saying in Middle Earth, 'support NZ or any team playing against Australia'. This has nothing to do with athleticism or nationalism (Minga's two worst enemies) but the monstrosity that is the Australian national colours. Observe and recoil in horror:
3. Australia was founded by criminals and social rejects of the UK, who were sent there, often by force, to carry out their sentence in this new found world. New Zealand was founded by those criminals and social rejects of Australia who were deemed mentally insane. In the Sandwich book of who's cooler, crazy people would be Ice Cold.
[alright so he was Aussie, we'll give you that one]
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[Australia}
[New Zealand]
List of things that can literally KILL you in Australia:
Giant bugs
Snakes
Crocodiles
Sharks
The Sun
Other Aussies
List of things that can kill you in NZ:
Possible overload of love and licks by fluffy kittens and puppies.
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Australia is obviously so good that Rachinga decided to instead get a UK passport and gain UK residency. Ohhh diplomatic burn.
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