Hero of the Month: SIR Peter Jackson

This month instead of our usual horrid Enemy of the Month, we thought it right to acknowledge one of our loveable heroes instead.  Because as they sing it in Miss Congeniality, you're one in a million, once in a lifetime...

NAME:  SIR Peter Jackson.  You heard right plebs.  He is now half imperialist.

NATIONALITY:  New Zealand.  Even though he's from Wellington, boring central, we won't hold it against him.

 

CATEGORIES OF DEFENCE:  Totally told the evil Trolls at the New Zealand Film Commission what we always knew, that they suck arse big time.  He notes that unlike Hollywood, the commission does not focus on talent but on individual projects.  That's right, you're worse than Hollywood. You got served indeed.

HEROIC LEVEL:  The legend that made those big epic movies with hairy midget Yeti's and Orlando Bloom, the legend who made that epic movie about a giant Yeti, weightwatchers poster-child, and possibly the most huggable man in the known Universe. 

IF YOU SEE THIS HERO:  Give him money so he can finally start that damn Hobbit film so we can  finally get some damn work.  Unemployed drunken Hobbits are rather vicious.  We heart you SIR PJ.