So Google analytics is rather awesome. So are the keywords that people use in Google search in order to find some sort of enlightenment in this twisted, over-saturated Internet world. However some poor bastards are refused that enlightenment and instead are directed to this sad excuse for a blog.
Interesting what you people are trying to find, interesting and hilarious. Here they are (for real!) :
The Top Most Awesome Search Keywords That Bring You to Sandwich Glory
10. Sandwich stereotypes
9. Aladdin porn or Aladdin sex scene or Aladdin shirtless
8. Is Lestat de Lioncourt racist? Is Tony Blair damned?
7. How to bum cigarettes in Paris
6. Woman, where's my freakin' sandwich?
5. Sexiest Sandwich
4. My jizz tube.
3. Prince Carl Philip + trouser braces
2. Horny Ginga Minga
And the number one most AWESOME keyword search that brings you to casa de Sandwich is...
1. Super Mutated Epic Llama
1 comment:
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