Repel of the Week: Vengeance Edition

If you're an avid fan of Sandwich (which I know for a fact one of you is, mainly because you are contracted to be due to genetics, GLADYS, I'm looking at you), you will know we have an unusual perseverance in the art of repelling and continually aim to bring you the latest act of repellance that one of us has undertaken.

Following this, a good friend of Minga's found this wonderous bit of contemporary art in Barcelona and consequently thought of her. 

So, like above, in the many times we face rejection and repel others, we should vow to take vengeance upon them by writing them a really good hate letter.  Observe: If you, like this heroic artist, have been rejected from some degenerate fascist hater, take heed and write to them. 

"Dear BBC, I hate you.  Love Minga". 

You could even get more creative, "Dear British Broadcasting Cunts, I hate you and wish your loins to be infected by a thousand burning STD's for all eternity.  Love Minga."

Or even possibly to a repelled lover?

"Dear Ex-Lover, I hate you.  So does your new girlfriend/boyfriend, because s/he told me last night after we shagged in your bed.  Now you both have crabs.  Love _____"