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Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Where's My Freakin' Film Haiku? Daybreakers
A Sandwich Haiku for Ethan Hawke
You, as a vampire
Is like the perfect combo
of righteousness. Oh!
Your creepy eyes alone
Could sing the world into peace
With love, fangs and fags.
'Cause in this movie
You smoked for Africa
And wooed us away.
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