Likes: Parisian men; homemade seafood paella; Parisian men who make seafood paella; men who don't use babywipes in unusual ways; trouser braces;
Dislikes: heart shaped candy (induces vomiting); umbrellas; sandwiches; induced vomiting; PA's; chats about the weather by PA's; socks; vampire chavs.
Person in History She'd Resurrect Just To Shag: Napolean
Minga is an ethnically vague, buck toothed, aspiring gay man in a woman's body with a sparkle in her eye.
Likes: Minge jokes; Parisian men; Parisian men who are not repelled; sabotage; High School Musical; laser hair removal; forceful groping; inanimate object costumes; existential prose; eating; being awesome.
Dislikes: Sandwiches; human beings in general; weddings; seafood paella; flutes; text abbreviations like LOL, WTF and OMG; things with more than four legs and wings; diamonds.
Person in History She'd Resurrect Just To Shag: Lord Byron (if his syphilis has disappeared).
1 comment:
what the hell do zou guys have against sandwichs!!! GODS GIFT TO THE WORLD!!! YOU CHOOSE WHAT GOES IN THEM.
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