Here at Sandwich HQ we like to take the edge off writing hardcore serious pieces that have consumed our blood, sweat and tears for the past month (often resulting in various mental breakdowns, vodka binges and general aversion to people) and instead write a fun, light hearted list for pleasure - serious pleasure. Enjoy and please add any future list title suggestions in comments.
Our list today is in celebration of classic and famous literary characters we'd like to shag. This is in response to a similar list, where the author of the list was obviously on crack and completely asexual, because who in their right mind would shag Holden Caulfield from Catcher in the goddamn Rye yet not include Dorian Gray? Honestly, people get your priorities sorted. We have.
8 TODD WILKINS/BRUCE PATMAN - Sweet Valley High by Francine Pascal
Whether you're the type who fell for the boy-next-door, closeted homo with an amazing hair quiff or the preppy egomaniac with the 80's sportscar and rapist wit, these guys make it to our list. Though Patman over here, looks uncannily like the love-child of Zac Efron and Paris Hilton... let's hope that we are never exposed to such atrocities (i.e Hilton spawning).
8 TODD WILKINS/BRUCE PATMAN - Sweet Valley High by Francine Pascal
Whether you're the type who fell for the boy-next-door, closeted homo with an amazing hair quiff or the preppy egomaniac with the 80's sportscar and rapist wit, these guys make it to our list. Though Patman over here, looks uncannily like the love-child of Zac Efron and Paris Hilton... let's hope that we are never exposed to such atrocities (i.e Hilton spawning).